This Week...
~I had dinner with Jon and learned a lot, mainly this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA8RZCL5jTE
Above is the link for what has got to be the funniest cool thing I have ever seen. Okay so maybe I don't get out much, but really I enjoyed this immensely. Thank you Mr Ginsberg!
~Auditions were this weekend and I felt like the copy girl, but... I am over that now. Yeah Right
~Jes and Vicky came up and had dinner with us. It was awesome and I miss them so much ( okay that wasn't even slightly sarcastic and totally serious. Sappy and you can vomit anytime. I miss my best friend A LOT! and I love seeing her). All I have to say is I'm a... I'm a ... Diva, except that I can't stop listening to the Britney song
~I got a raise, even though the economy sucks. And it's almost more than inflation... Wee! I know I should be grateful... but I work too hard.
~I went to the gyno and it went something like this:
Traffic on the Lab freeway is a little clogged today as construction crews are moving equipment for extensive tests. You will be caught up especially as you approach the CRVX exchange as gigantic beams are being ported in for reinforcement. And now for the weather... The forecast is looking sunny as the clouds are clearing and all systems have passed the area. Go out and play today folks!
~ And Finally... Since I can never have my cake and eat it too... We have decided to buy a house (YAY!) and in return he is going back to school (still YAY!) in California (that is where the Yay stops.) AB says I am a strong woman and I can handle it (after she says I shouldn't put his name on the mortgage just in case, thanks for the advice...). Long long year coming up as we move and then he goes. Probably 15 to 18 months... wee... I'm still processing so this probably isn't that funny either.
Next week is looking really boring so I'll do my best to bring you something to laugh about. I'll think about writing down the bidet duo :) you can not help but laugh at butt washing, this is America after all.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Now for some meat
Okay... I think a Blog should be funny and entertaining.
this week I...
...Walked my ex-girlfriend and her current girlfriend through a hideous miscommunication. I seem to be really good at dealing with these in other peoples live. Why can I not get over my own? It seems as though I can open my mouth and the wrong things fall out... It's as if the "dumb-ass" check on my brain doesn't work sometimes.
...Went out dancing ALONE. This is scandalous in my mind and should never happen, however, two can play the stubborned as a box of rocks game. At some point one of us will lose and it will probably be me, because lets face it folks I just can not keep it up for as long as some people, I just want sunshine and flowers in my life. Is that too much to ask for? And while we are on the topic of dancing, can I say that gay men as the BEST dance partners. They are so funny and cute and just flowing with good will that you can not even begin to feel self-conscious.
...I felt Micro-managed. I am a great worker, really. And if it were at work I might have a fit or something. As it is, it's for V-day so I am trying to be compassionate (which is my word for nice and not going 'Nam on someone).
...My own boss (at work) gave me an hour and a half worth of compliments. Some how I just don't trust bosses who give compliments. It's as if they are trying to set me up for some bad news. I guess we will find out.
Next week I have to go to the gyno so I am giving you all a warning. I hate THAT day and I wish that doctors would find better ways to check on the health of my not-reproducing reproductive system.
That's all I got...
Love and Light- djr
this week I...
...Walked my ex-girlfriend and her current girlfriend through a hideous miscommunication. I seem to be really good at dealing with these in other peoples live. Why can I not get over my own? It seems as though I can open my mouth and the wrong things fall out... It's as if the "dumb-ass" check on my brain doesn't work sometimes.
...Went out dancing ALONE. This is scandalous in my mind and should never happen, however, two can play the stubborned as a box of rocks game. At some point one of us will lose and it will probably be me, because lets face it folks I just can not keep it up for as long as some people, I just want sunshine and flowers in my life. Is that too much to ask for? And while we are on the topic of dancing, can I say that gay men as the BEST dance partners. They are so funny and cute and just flowing with good will that you can not even begin to feel self-conscious.
...I felt Micro-managed. I am a great worker, really. And if it were at work I might have a fit or something. As it is, it's for V-day so I am trying to be compassionate (which is my word for nice and not going 'Nam on someone).
...My own boss (at work) gave me an hour and a half worth of compliments. Some how I just don't trust bosses who give compliments. It's as if they are trying to set me up for some bad news. I guess we will find out.
Next week I have to go to the gyno so I am giving you all a warning. I hate THAT day and I wish that doctors would find better ways to check on the health of my not-reproducing reproductive system.
That's all I got...
Love and Light- djr
the first Sunday morning...
To Blog or not to blog.
That is the question.
And why not? Everyone else is doing it. Why shouldn't I, I'm funny, smart, a somewhat talented writer?
Here are the top three reasons I shouldn't Blog:
1.) This is bound to turn into my bitchfest about my boyfriend, kids, ex-husband, work or something else that has managed to (not that that's very difficult) piss me off
2.) I am terrible at keeping appointments, and Blog is something one must be religious about, or it's just not fun for the rest of the world anymore.
3.) I will run out of things to say. Sometimes my life is really boring.
Okay... really now, who am I kidding. I bitch about things in a pretty funny manner. If at anytime I offend you then I either did it on purpose, or I'm venting. In either case I mean no personal slights to occur.
I can set my Remember the Milk on Twitter to remind me to Blog (and I am pausing here to pull out my cell phone and send the message...)
And even though my life can be boring, strange and interesting things happen to me that don't happen to other people.
So I guess that means we are in a relationship. And I will try to take you seriously and not take you for granted.
Love and Light - djr
That is the question.
And why not? Everyone else is doing it. Why shouldn't I, I'm funny, smart, a somewhat talented writer?
Here are the top three reasons I shouldn't Blog:
1.) This is bound to turn into my bitchfest about my boyfriend, kids, ex-husband, work or something else that has managed to (not that that's very difficult) piss me off
2.) I am terrible at keeping appointments, and Blog is something one must be religious about, or it's just not fun for the rest of the world anymore.
3.) I will run out of things to say. Sometimes my life is really boring.
Okay... really now, who am I kidding. I bitch about things in a pretty funny manner. If at anytime I offend you then I either did it on purpose, or I'm venting. In either case I mean no personal slights to occur.
I can set my Remember the Milk on Twitter to remind me to Blog (and I am pausing here to pull out my cell phone and send the message...)
And even though my life can be boring, strange and interesting things happen to me that don't happen to other people.
So I guess that means we are in a relationship. And I will try to take you seriously and not take you for granted.
Love and Light - djr
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